everything looks like a cervix to me now

okay, i’m taking another look at those fertility signs. this is because i nearly spent $300 on an ovulation monitor that has a computer doing the work after a bout of circular logic yesterday. turns out my books don’t even think it’s worth it. i’m Triangulating Sources again and it seems that it’s really important to keep a very close eye on that cervix. we were in the midst of drafting a Don’t Ask Don’t Tell agreement, my cervix and i, but it looks like i’m going to have to breach that contract.

turns out those ovulation pee sticks aren’t always very reliable. reflecting back, it seems i was a bit anxious about not using up too many of those pricey little things, selectively reading only the instructions i wanted to (an ongoing problem). and so i might have stopped calculating too soon, or maybe i should be using two a day. anyway, i stopped once the box of 7 were used up and decided i didn’t ovulate that month, which has sent me into a series of other cascading conclusions.

well i have another 27 of those to experiment with, but meanwhile, it appears that the multiple things a cervix can whisper if given the opportunity to blab count for at least 2 if not *3* of the Primary Fertility Signs!! so i’m going to get back on that horse. wish me luck.

ps … i’m also noticing a woo woo factor. shhh, the new moon might just be in cahoots with my cervix. we’ll see. *twilight zone music annnnd curtain!*